Rants of the week: Week 4

Ahh..I have plenty of shit to talk about. But before I got into that, I would like to advise that readers discretion is adviced.

Now, where shall I begin...right..

Monday

What is the top ten irritating things to do in the train.

10) If you're not gonna give up your seat to the pregnant lady, do not stare at her! :)

9) IF you are really that tired of standing, please do not lean on the holding bar and share your misery with others. :)

8) If you are gonna rush for that empty seat 50 meters away, please watch whose feet you're stepping. :)

7) (for big ladies) PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, when you're wearing mini skirts, DO NOT SIT DOWN. :)

6) (for men) When you're done with gym, please make it a habit of taking a bathe after that and DON'T where you sweaty mini shorts and singlets to the train. :)

5) I know Singapore is a nice and clean country but PLEASE make sure that whatever that is in your nose STAYS in your nose and not the window. :)

4) (For girls with long hair) Please do not keep flicking your hair when the train is crowded and ESPECIALLY when you know someone is directly behind you. :)

3) Couples with infants SHOULD try to refrain themselves from bringing them into crowded trains. :)

2) People with B.O should stay away from the aircon main source. (applicable to some trains only)

1) GAYS SHOULD JUST STAY FAR AWAY FROM ME IN THE TRAIN OR WHEREVER AS FOR THE MATTER OF FACT. :)

Tuesday

Received news from my job agent that my pay came in late, and due to that, it is only coming on the 17th. AND THAT IS ALSO NOT THE FULL AMOUNT! Im dead broke. Someone, please donate to the Arif Foundation. :)

Saturday

Practical lesson. And for today's lesson, playing chicken with a female driver. Woman should not drive. Period. She lives today JUST BECAUSE my instructor had a break peddal at his side.

Ok, I was driving on a 2 lane road at 50km/h. Pretty decent right, that is the limit anyways. So this woman wanna cut me. She changes lane and accelerate. Upon seeing this, I accelerate with her. At that moment a SBS bus was approaching, about 100 meters away. She began to panic and accelerate more. I, refusing to give way, accelerate even more. Then suddenly I felt something is dragging me, it was my instructor. She's one lucky biatch. After that I got a scolding for racing with her. !!